Back at work, missing
Rikki (also someone else).
Two cute boys to miss.

Spare the Air today
Free transit rides all over
The city breathes clean.

Rikki is writing
Haikus about a dildo.
He is a wanker.

- I can't say who wrote this, my managers would kill me.

My guy looks so sad
Blood dripping from his pale mouth
Three less teeth today.

- Chris, Emeryville

How cool is Rikki?
writing haikus in homage
and of course in fun.

I can not type blogs
They sound like gay smelly frogs
Therefore I will quit

- Montra, SF

Jupiter, Saturn,

cool white face of the moon pooled
his telescope eye.

- Melanie, SF (soon to be Austin)

WONDER PILL

Take what to prevent
Breeding ground for bacteria?
Antibiotics.

CHIRP IS CHEAP (Dental work is not)

I eat like a bird.
I swallow little pieces.
Oral surgery.

ORATOR'S ORIFICE

My face is swollen.
My mouth a germ factory.
I gargle with salt.

THE CHAIR

My mouth open wide.
I sit and wait helplessly.
A loud wheezing sound.

SURRENDER SURGICALLY

After your wisdom

is extracted from your mouth

feel drugged, don't use straws.

- Rebecca

He: brightens my day
Whenever he's on, and I:
Wait impatiently.

you make me happy...
when i need a friend, it's you...
you make my heart smile

-Mike in Dubuque.

A New Friend

Face of an angel
Mysterious lips will reveal
His soul through his eyes