Reba, Reebs, Becca,
Rebel, Rebecca, and Bex:
you can call me these.

I called her "Becky"
Of course she didn't like that.
Rebecca it is.

"My Bitch of a Boss"
Was how one haiku started.
Phil wants to hear it.

- Phil, Montra & Rebecca

How can you be sure?
Everyone's gay 'til proven
straight. Drew can be one.

Pizzicato Five
Plays constantly in my head
It's "Sweet Soul Revue"

Poor Rikki who likes
Drew at the window when Drew
just likes his girlfriend.

Drew walks in; He's cute
He says Hi to Rebecca
Love letters on glass